Spanish Moss Roadkill

Every morning on my drive into downtown I have to take a moment to remind myself that the streets are not littered with recently flattened fauna.

When the spanish moss finally lets go from the trees, it inevitably falls into the street and gets pushed to the side along the curb, where it takes the shape of a dead animal. It's the right color for a helpless racoon or maybe someone's favorite feline, a sort of brownish gray. It is round and lumpy, yet limp like roadkill.

Spanish moss is a curious plant, and just now I decided to look up some info on it. It is not a moss, but an epiphyte: it absorbs nutrients and water from the air. (I believe mosses have to have direct contact with moisture). It is a member of the bromeliad family.

Spanish moss blooms (although I've never seen it bloom here... maybe it will bloom in the spring) producing seeds, which go airborn and stick in rough tree bark. This explains why most of the spanish moss is growing on oak trees - they have good bark for catching those seeds.

So, the next time I see a lump of spanish moss on the side of the road, I will remember that it's not even close to roadkill... since it didn't have any roots to begin with, it will happily bloom right there in the gutter.

Mar.09.04 at 11:21 PM

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03.10.2004 at 12:05 AM

Athena writes:

yum

03.10.2004 at 01:07 AM

Mom writes:

Ah, nice to see an update. I'm the last one who should complain since you have been spending your time helping me with my website. But I missed reading your posts. ;-)

Somehow you manage to work in something educationa. We have all learned about Spanish moss!

03.10.2004 at 01:35 PM

tim writes:

I sometimes "see" animals or people in the road too. But they aren't really there. Unless they go "Bump."

But more often than not...it's a hallucination.

03.19.2004 at 11:08 AM

Ann Remington writes:

Really awsome website man keep it up looks really sweet two.

04.09.2004 at 05:33 PM

AVERAGE JOE writes:

Yay! The one month anniversary of spanish moss roadkill!

Woooo Hoooo! ;)

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