Feel free to copy this movie and distribute it to anyone you feel would enjoy it. However, be sure not to even conceive of charging money for it, because the lawyers at Lucasfilm will descend upon you and us with the full fury of all Seven Hells, pierce our skin with tetanus-tainted needles, force-feed us a metric ton of vienna sausages, and tie us in a burlap bag full of rabid badgers. Oh, and they would probably sue the pants off of us, too.      Additionally, anyone caught selling bootleg copies of this film for anything more than the price of the media will be subjected to witheringly dirty looks, the scorn of their peers, seven years bad luck, the unabridged works of Kevin Anderson book-on-tape series, hangnails, constant sales calls during dinner, a cacaphony of cell phones playing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game," a plague of frogs, low self-esteem, and nocturnal visits from the abusive Darth Holio.      It should be plainly obvious that our stance on profiteering bootleggers is none too positive. And for good reason: we don't make any money off of this, and neither should they. The people who own the rights to all the stuff in Star Wars are kind enough to let us make our little movies and show them to people without sending out the goon squad to kneecap us for borrowing their images or music. But when some selfish, lazy idiot starts charging $20 for a movie he put all of 30 seconds of effort into dubbing, he threatens our freedom to bring you more fun, free entertainment. Don't let them ruin it! If you see someone's film being sold illegally, tell the vendor how incredibly uncool they are, and let the filmmakers know about it as well.      Needless to say, almost all the stuff in the movie was ripped off from Lucasfilm, and we take no credit for the creation of said stuff. In fact, we take no credit for anything in the film, except as noted in the credits.
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